Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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