My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
True college students do jello shots in the library
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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