does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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