sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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