You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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