Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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