this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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