I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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