redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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