how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There r osticjed everywhere
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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