No, you can still breathe under the balls.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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