if i can run in heels then i can drive
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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