Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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