you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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