People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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