Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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