I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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