well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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