just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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