it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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