i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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