he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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