Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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