if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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