So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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