Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
i think i just lost a toe
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