Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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