We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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