I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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