You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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