Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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