Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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