u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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