he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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