Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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