...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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