I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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