On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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