you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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