just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My nipple is on Facebook.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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