All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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