Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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