Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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