i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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