All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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