Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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