Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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