I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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