Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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