Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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