Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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