did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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