never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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