it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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