Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
they're like a gay fantastic four
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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