i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
They left me at home... I'm a liability
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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