Do you still have your period?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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