Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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